We decided to go to the Moose for the super bowl again. It’s a private party for members and their friends and its a great time! If anyone wants to join ($30), drop me a note in the comments and I will see if I can still get you a ticket.
DON’T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune
and hum it. If you want to “switch tracks”, simply think of another song you
like and hum that instead.
DON’T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with
your old bank statements.
SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing your name
to match your existing plate. – Mr. KVL 741GP,
DON’T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the
object you wish to view.
AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive
vibrator.
SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking
around wearing a miner’s hat.
HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the
price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in
your coat pocket.
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross
out the names and address of people you don’t know.
SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following
morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble-full
of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to the hospice shop,
they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty cents.
CAN’T afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and
press them into your eyes.
MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a
window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.
SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them
before taking them to the counter to be weighed.
WOMEN: Don’t waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn’t care less anyway
and you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house afterwards.
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Congrats to the Hochhalters on the birth of their twins. Pictured is Jesse with his new son.
For all you lost fans out there that want to make their own beer and food replica labels, I found this site:
http://maxpictures.com/weblog/2007/04/10/lost-labels-for-your-dharma-initiative-needs/
Take your lost geekery to the next level!
On the big couch ready for the season six premiere of Lost. I cant explain how good this series is. I wish I had discovered this gem years ago when season one began.
I have to say that this little android app is pretty cool. Here is a pic of Pedro who decided to pull out all his toys for a little nap.
Not sure I have a need to do so but apparently there is an app to do just that. Maybe it will be the incentive to get this blog going again. Or maybe I’ll just wait for the iPad…
Go here and read this article: It’s a Free Country…
Go ahead, I’ll wait….
OK.
I don’t even know where to start.
First off I would guess by the naiveness of the article, that the reporter is under 25. People are no longer opening harmful emails? I have piles of data that suggests otherwise. Let people install whatever they want? What about licensing? We routinely get 3 or 4 cases a month where the user doesn’t even know that P2P downloaded music is illegal, and we want to put them in charge of their machine?
The WSJ has become one of the least credible sources in online news as they try to be “hip” by hiring all these wet-behind-the-ears reporters to spread this BS out to society. Why don’t we just have everyone bring in their own PC and use their own software and when nothing inter-operates just call the fricking helpdesk?
What about security and data retention? Let’s just put all of our company confidential information on 3rd party systems and “hope” they keep it secure. Let’s all use iPhones which aren’t encrypted and have no usable central management to let information flow freely out to the public when they’re stolen.
Sounds like the common denominator in the article is Microsoft software sucks and we should move to something better namely: Google. Yes, Google offers a better user experience, but at what expense? Security? Administration? Governance?
Let’s not start a revolution until we know what we are fighting. The point of the article should be that Microsoft has become the 800 lb gorilla in the room and it’s time we voted with our budgets to find a leaner alternative or force Microsoft to be the nimble player it once was.
“You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931
“For the first time, a 3GB memory laptop from a well-known brand has ventured below $300,” Wal-Mart said in a statement Thursday.Starting July 26 this coming Sunday, Wal-Mart will begin selling a $298 Compaq Presario notebook CQ60-419WM with the following specifications: a 15.6-inch display, 3GB of memory, a 160GB hard-disk drive, a CD-DVD drive, and Windows Vista pre-loaded. The laptop will use a 2.10 GHz AMD Sempron SI-42 processor and Nvidia GeForce 8200M graphics.
via Wal-Mart beats Best Buy with $298 laptop | Nanotech – The Circuits Blog – CNET News.
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