3. You
should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think
she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that
moment.

4. The
one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion,
economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe
that we are above-average drivers.

5. There
comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal
about your birthday. That time is: age 11.

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