MAY 12, 2017 – BUSINESSWIRE. Mountain View-based search giant Google
Inc today announced they’ve acquired the internet for the astounding
sum of $2,455.5 billion in cash. The deal had been rumored in various
search blogs since the beginning of the year and was now confirmed by
the company’s CEO. “This is in line with our vision to make information
more accessible to end users,” says Eric Schmidt. “With the
acquisition, we can increase the speed of indexing as everything will
already be on our servers by the time it’s published.”

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