V, has done it again with an absolutely hilarious account of her church going childhood:
During the crisis that was my Mother’s dating life, she became involved
with a man named Ron who was extremely religious. Ron was a very devout
member of the Pentecostal Church and longed for a family who maintained
similar views. Within seconds of uttering this desire to my Mother, our
entire family suddenly became firm believers in the Pentecostal faith.